Important Women's Health Issue:

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and
more confident about yourself and your actions.
It's mostly lime juice after all. (Vitamin C).

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let
you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about
anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost
immediately and with a regimen of regular doses
you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you
will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding
and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However,
women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant
are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
Erotic lustfulness
Loss of motor control
Loss of clothing
Loss of money
Table dancing
Headache
Dehydration
Dry mouth
And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to
think you can sing and dance!

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.